10 thoughts on a Wednesday [5]

one. Ask 100 people to define “success” and you’ll get 100 different answers. Most will involve some combination of money, power, status, happiness. Ask me, and I’ll say this: the only way to be successful is to be paid to kiss Alexander Skarsgård.

two. Stormi is a strange choice for a name. It seems like it should be defined as

Stormi (v.) – Past participle of regular French verb “stormir” meaning “to enter a space in an angry or aggressive manner.

three. Men are wearing flood pants. Or capris. I don’t know what to call the trend, but these are fashionable men with pants that end several inches above their shoes. Sometimes, this shows off colorful socks (and is supposed to indicate colorful personalities?) but sometimes what I see is 5 long ankle hairs. San Francisco is too cold for this trend: please notify these poor men that their mothers think they’ll catch their deaths exposing that much ankle.

four. Speaking of trends, has the culinary world gotten over putting foam on food? I would so love to have a tasting menu where not a single course has what appears to be cat vomit on it!

five. I found an 8gb usb thumb drive on the sidewalk that says “BELTRAI” on it. Maybe it’s someone’s name. Maybe there are secrets on it and this is the beginning of a mystery spy novel. But probably it fell out of a trash can that was being emptied. And just has old pictures of landscapes and things once put up for sale on Craigslist.

six. I have been spending most of my evenings working on jigsaw puzzles. Why? It’s strangely meditative. I am trash at meditation because I am unable to not think thoughts. One trivial thing chases the next and I either can’t empty my mind, or I fall asleep. But when I work on puzzles, I don’t think anything — my brain’s busy hunting. Also, finding a piece and feeling it click into place is rewarding. The topic deserves an entire post, but why is it that useful pursuits never feel as satisfying as things no one needs to do? It’s really too bad that useful things like work or chores can’t reward the brain circuitry the way that candy crush or scrolling on Instagram does.

seven. While I still agree with the idea that there is nothing religion does for humanity that can’t be accomplished in a secular way, I’ve come to recognize that there are areas where some religions are doing a better job. One is community. I follow a few Mormon family blogs, and I saw this post. Middle school and high school students in the community were able to raise $20,000 by throwing a festival for a friend in a coma. I would be surprised to learn of a secular community of students accomplishing the same, even with similar levels of wealth and education.

eight. I learned something fascinating about starches: if you let them cool and then reheat them, you are only able to absorb about half the calories as if you ate them immediately after cooking. I know, it sounds like fake news. But it’s real: I read it in The Death of a Calorie.

nine. For some time, I’ve wanted to be an advice columnist. Isn’t it fun to tell people how to deal with their problems when you’re the world’s premier expert on ignoring your own? Anyway, please comment with things you’d like advice on. This should be fun.

ten. According to Pete Buttigieg’s campaign, his last name is pronounced “boot-edge-edge.” But when I heard it, it definitely sounded like “Buddha-judge.” I was pleased that my interpretation is the 2nd on on Chasten Buttigieg’s list. I was also pleased that he knew his first name would bring its own pronunciation questions so his bio says “Chas-ten” (as opposed to the verb chasten, which rhymes with Jason).