Here it is. I’ll buy an old microbus, and a nice manual about keeping them alive, and go on a year-ish-long road trip around these United States. I’ll stop and camp at National Parks and on beaches. I’ll stop and eat at all of the Roadfood recommended restaurants. I’ll visit giant balls of twine, haunted doll museums, abandoned farm houses, lakes, rivers, streams, wayward cows on the roadside and oh it will be splendid. The only thing is, I’ll have to figure out how to support myself along the way. Perhaps you have suggestions? I can probably learn to make pretty websites for people.