I love the Olympics, but one event that would make it even better is an event where someone (preferably myself) assigns athletes to events that are not their actual events. I would want this to be a requirement to compete in the Olympics — that you also compete in the Random event if you are assigned to one.
I’ve given it some thought. I would want:
- Runners to swim
- Swimmers to lift weights
- Weight-lifters to do womens’ gymnastics
- Female gymnasts to throw shot-put
- Shot-putters to do synchronized swimming
That’s all I’ve got so far. Wouldn’t it be hilarious?